OMG...lazy much?

I think I am feeling totally slothy because I am going through serious withdrawal from not drinking Kombucha for these past few days. Kombucha really does make me feel better but it is $4 a bottle ($3 at WholeFoods, f.y.i.) and it just tastes pretty awful on an empty stomach... My favorite flavors are the Green one and the new Mango one, which I have only had in Puerto Rico.. (Obvious bitter voice: Wanna brag about your free trip to PR much?!) -

Look at me posed with all the delightful versions of Kombucha.

Wow, I'm really the pinnacle of health over here!

Speaking of which, this weekend I was introduced by nice musician MV Carbon who lives with Mr Zeljko to live Kombucha mushrooms growing in a jar in her bedroom - there was a big mushroom and a little mushroom baby! I am really excited for them to be killed so we can have a big Kombucha party!

While I am being lazy these last 2 weeks (not lazy, just all-over-the-place, getting things in the works) I hope you will enjoy these amazing links that have come into my life:

Creepy Tap Dancing Chick (omg her not-so-cute socks...)

Primordial Dwarves (omg her teeth!)

More Primordial Dwarves (a lot of them in a range of ages!)
Even More Primordial Dwarves
(HighSchool Primordial Dwarves and one who wants kids)

btw,
Primordial Dwarfism is the New Black - am I right???

Sex With Dolphins (an oldie from Sophia!)

Otters Holding Hands (watch 'til the end!)

Creepy Tap Dancing Chick from first video - Fan Page!!!!!
(watch the first link first before reading this - wow I love there is a fan page)

Article on my FAVORITE DISEASE OF ALL TIME...
William's Syndrome!
Qualifications for those afflicted with William's Syndrome:
-Extremely friendly with strangers? Check!
-Facial features of a "pixie" ? Check!
-Unusually high affinity for music? Double check!
-Mental retardation and delayed motor coordination? Check! (Bummer? Or even more reason to appreciate this unusual syndrome...)

Click here for more info about William's Syndrome aka "The Cocktail Syndrome" aka Pixieism!

Also, click here for the only video I found of someone with William's Syndrome, which isn't necessarily "funny" per se, but worth watching... At least listen to the anti-abortion Country Song playing in the beginning of the video and the precious segway to Will Smith's "Just the Two of Us"
I do not wish William's Syndrome upon anyone (well, actually there are a few people I can think of...), I just think it is really amazing that there is a disease characterized by "high sociability with strangers + affinity for music + low to moderate mental retardation" exists - what are the odds?
Mother Nature works in mysterious ways! Am I right?

Just look at these creatures for proof! (The first two are Tarsiers, the last two are Pygmy Marmosets - Just PATHETIC! I want to carry them all in a red wagon!)

These are my favorite species of animals, by the way... Keep this in mind for my upcoming birthday! (October) I expect a real Pygmy Marmoset that I can wear as a ring!

Is that so much to ask?