Since Jonathan Taylor Thomas was on Home Improvement,
I haven't had very many celebrity crushes...(he's totally gay now, right?)
It's been a long time, but I think I have developed a new super big crush on...

...celebreality dreamboat, "Riff Raff," from MTV's G's to Gents !

Even though Riff Raff got kicked off of From G's to Gents,
he's had "big things poppin" (pimples?):
1) Right after he got kicked off, he made this Youtube video
insulting Fonzworth Bentley, the host of From G's to Gents,
(even though Fonzworth made this really nice video for him! HA HA)
2) He made this ringtone - SO META

3) He collaborated on this AMAZING SONG (it is seriously so good - very Tupac/Mack 10.
4) Now he is having his own dating show !!! AND I THINK I MIGHT APPLY!
OMG we just became Myspace friends!!!
What's next? Do I hear wedding bells/police sirens?
UGHHHH!
I NEED TO GO FINISH MY TAXES WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS WATCH THIS
I haven't had very many celebrity crushes...(he's totally gay now, right?)
It's been a long time, but I think I have developed a new super big crush on...

...celebreality dreamboat, "Riff Raff," from MTV's G's to Gents !

Even though Riff Raff got kicked off of From G's to Gents,
he's had "big things poppin" (pimples?):
1) Right after he got kicked off, he made this Youtube video
insulting Fonzworth Bentley, the host of From G's to Gents,
(even though Fonzworth made this really nice video for him! HA HA)
2) He made this ringtone - SO META

3) He collaborated on this AMAZING SONG (it is seriously so good - very Tupac/Mack 10.
4) Now he is having his own dating show !!! AND I THINK I MIGHT APPLY!
OMG we just became Myspace friends!!!
What's next? Do I hear wedding bells/police sirens?
UGHHHH!
I NEED TO GO FINISH MY TAXES WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS WATCH THIS