About

 
HELLO. I AM CARLEN ALTMAN.

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 I make filmsjewelrycomedy, write, but most importantly, I am on a healing and awakening journey. 

My purpose is to help inspire people to take care of themselves and our planet by making beautiful things that combine humor, art and activism in a practical, unpretentious, and accessible way.
(while still making awkward toilet jokes)

I have spent my life trying to figure out why the planet is the way it is (why are there wars? why is there pollution? are humans inherently good or evil?) and this curiosity has led me down some interesting paths. 



Somewhat like my dad, comedian Bob Altman (Uncle Dirty), I naively thought the best use of my time on this planet was to be "famous" so I could have a platform to awaken people to become more conscientious of our planet/environmental destruction, but after a very necessary Spiritual Awakening of my own, I have shifted my mindset and am currently saving myself rather than focusing solely on our planet's external environment, as I believe the 2 are deeply connected and global healing can only start with myself ...
(DOES THAT SOUND CHEESY? I DON'T CARE! BWAHAHA!). 

After 2 years of study, I am now officially certified by The University of Santa Monica in Spiritual Psychology which has helped me greatly in spiritual healing, and I believe is legitimately one of the most needed tools on this planet right now. (More on this soon)

Additionally, as of Sept 2019, I am studying to become an Integrative Health + Detoxification Practitioner, under the guidance of Dr. Stephen Cabral, so I can professionally help others with all the exciting health modalities that have helped me so much in my quest to heal mentally, spiritually, and physically.

I have learned so much from every experience I have taken on - from filmmaking to copywriting to jewelry design and manufacture to intellectual property to detoxifying my body from antidepressants and heavy metals to environmental and spiritual consciousness.

If you feel drawn to the work I am doing and feel that my talents might be an asset to you, your company, or your organization (or cult? Just kidding...), please contact me.

My best contact right now is:
 carlen.altman@gmail.com

Or (!) find me on the interweb...
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